I know, you guys totally missed me. Well, you don't have to worry anymore. I'm back. And I have not quit this blogging shit. Because hey, it's something to do. And I can bother my coworkers even when they lock the doors and refuse to let me in.
Anyway, I was in South America flying some Numb around. That's why I haven't been around lately. Bet you didn't realize that the boss operates in South America did you? Ethnocentrists.
But aside from a fiasco at a refueling station that I will only talk about if I'm REALLY drunk, the trip was uneventful. Course, then I get home and everything's gone to shit. Why do I miss everything cool?
Turns out that the guy who lives down the hall from me had a nervous breakdown, then went blind and became our leader. Heck of an organization we've got here. Bungle absolutely everything up and get a promotion. If that's all it takes, why the fuck am I out here doing my job?
Due to the change in management, we have a lot of switch ups and transfers and weird goings on. Which should be interesting but it's really not. I'm bored again. This is becoming a trend and I hate it.
Maybe I'll get Zombie to start posting in here. It's something to do at least.
You get bored often I assume. Why don't you get into the actual killing rather than just ferrying the kids with the lobotomies around?
ReplyDeleteYou should. It's fun. Maybe you'd get a promotion then.
Killing. No, I don't think I could do that. I'm not much of a hands on guy if you know what I mean.
DeleteYou know, that's why you're not getting promotions. You won't step up.
DeleteBut murder... there's like blood and stuff.
DeleteDoesn't have to get on you. And there's not as much as you might think once you know where to aim.
DeleteI just. I can't do that.
DeleteThen you're all talk and no action. Try and grow a pair before bragging about wanting to punch Redlight. I don't particularly want to bow down and kiss his ass either, but it's a pretty costly mistake to have blow up in your face.
DeleteShut up.
DeleteNo. You see, Redlight earns his respect. You. You just think you deserve it.
DeleteShut up.
DeleteMuad'Dib please,
Deletedo not do this.
This is the kind of mistake
West was talking about.
But I agree, killing is not cool.
Ember. Shut it. When I next get leave to go. I will pay you a visit.
ReplyDeleteYou don't like blood. Right?
I know and Dibby isn't? He's all talk. And people who are all talk in this line of work get knocked down to size. The nail that sticks out and all that.
ReplyDeleteIn this line of work, people get knocked down regardless of whether they talk big or not. Don't forget that.
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ReplyDeleteI think you're all a little crazy.
ReplyDeletemockingbird
mockingbird?
Deletemockingbird. me.
DeleteSorry, just borrowing someone else's account. I don't think he minds though.
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